Way I see, there's 2 options:
1. Spend an ungodly amount of time writing and rewriting this page, trying to be as authentically witty and creative as possible so you'll think I'm talented and cool and a good guy so you'll hire me.
2. Just tell you straight-up who I am.
I think I know which option to choose.
Hi. I'm Zach.
You've probably met plenty of Zachs.
They might spell it Zack.
Or even Zakk (?).
But they're still a Zach at heart.
I live in Atlanta.
I'm married to an amazing woman.
We have a crazy daughter born March 2018.
She’s already climbing over everything.
So I might be gray soon.
Also we have a dog.
She's half shih tzu and half pitbull.
I’ll let you figure out what we call her.
I like good TV.
I dislike bad TV.
I enjoy great books.
I don’t enjoy crappy books.
I love to create.
I especially love leading teams to create something amazing for clients.
And I would love to do that for you.
(Yup, I chose option 1).
ps. let's talk.