OK, I get it. You probably don't need a fiction writer.

But these are like my children who everyone thinks are awkward and nerdy:

I'm so proud of them, even if no one else is. And I know one day—when they grow up to be genius billionaires—they will make a difference in the world. 

I don't want to bother you, but... well, I mean, if you have the time...
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